Six to seven years ago, I had an asthmatic, physically weak, chronically ill youkai magician throw a shrine maiden at the head of a giant robot car after losing a game of rock-paper-scissors.

I don't know if having a sapient robot knock out a dragon by jamming an arm into its throat and giving it brain freeze tops that, but if it does it comes pretty close. No joke: I actually wrote that.

Sometimes I wonder, people. I really do.